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Lollipop Cruise, Part 7: Crazy Purple Grape

Part 7 of the Lollipop Cruise series.

Kalman with a guitar at sunset above Jerusalem
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Crazy purple grape… Crazy purple grape…

Why is it always top of the world…

When it’s crazy purple grape?

Hello, this is Copter KTVNY reporting… by the Washington DC White House.

Honestly, I never dreamed I’d see… what I’m seeing right now…

Millions line the streets screaming… Everyone is screaming… Who’s listening?

Everyone is screaming… Who’s listening? Everyone is screaming… Who’s listening?

Over a 1000 soldiers and police surround the Capital Building…

There's an open lawn for 500 feet… to the antique perimeter fence…

Then sidewalks and crowds… many cheering… and much jeering.

Oh my God… It wasn’t 1000s of birds… it was winged white angels alighting…

Didn’t we hear, these are Ishan angels? They’ve surrounded the White House…

Back to the fence… Wings spread… Back to the fence… Wings spread…

Back to the fence… Wings spread… Oh, my God… Now what?

A huge purple winged angel Satan is landing too… He’s motioning he’ll speak.

Crazy purple grape… Crazy purple grape…

Why do things so radically change…

When it’s crazy purple grape?

Cell phones world wide interfaced… to connect youth in the human race…

Where’s Timmy and Alicia? Have you seen Timmy and Alicia?

He’s the only way we can know… what’s really going on…

He understands the angels… what they’re saying & what they’re doing…

He can sense what God’s teaching us… we’d be blind without him.

And Alicia understands Timmy… She helps him keep strong.

Let them be… Let them be… They must be so tired… Let’s let them sleep…

But how will they sleep?... How will they sleep tonight?

Mr. President, I have the codes… The Pentagon urgently requested we not do this…

The Supreme Court urgently requested we not do this…

Congress urgently requested we not do this…

Guess what? I’m doing it! That proves I’m the boss… I’m the big man…

Crazy purple grape… Crazy purple grape…

Why is it always top of the world…

When it’s crazy purple grape?

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The button is red… the system’s engaged…

Please don’t do it sir… nothing will be the same.

The finger was ready… the button awaited…

He heard Satan’s voice speak outside his window…

Satan spoke, “You’re doing well on Day # 2… but you should…

No longer be in your Cities… yet here you are…”

“But,” the crowd shouted together… “You’re here too.”

“Yes I am. While my job is to guide you to… the next way of being…

I also protect you. God told me to guide your Souls…

Into this world and back to Heaven…

I can’t do as much with a Soul… after the body dies… There’s a dire threat…

That threat is a red button… in the Dept. of Security Control… over there.

Within this White House the President’s finger… is poised over the red button.

You all need to know he will kill everyone… Just to prove he has God’s power.

No man has God’s power. The man who claims God’s power will suffer.

Let your President know how you feel about this.”

This is KTVNY… Satan seems awfully smart…

This giant purple man with wings… many call--crazy purple grape…

Because he’s purple… very refreshing… and crazy straight from Heaven.

He’s a flawless communicator… yet, has no emotion at all. He’s very odd.

This whole thing is very weird and odd.

Crazy purple grape… Crazy purple grape…

Why is it always top of the world…

When it’s crazy purple grape?

Crazy purple grape… Crazy purple grape…

Why do things so radically change…

When it’s crazy purple grape?

© 7/26 Dr. Clifford Waldman