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Lollipop Cruise, Part 25: Satan & Euruua

Part 25 of the Lollipop Cruise series.

Kalman with a guitar at sunset above Jerusalem
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The way… of the wind… is it blows… where it goes…

How high… is the sky? Why don’t more wonder why?

How do we know when… We’re in Heaven?

Tonqua is a Bludgeon… Like many other stubborn, aggressive Bludgeons…

He’s joined this black-uniformed army seeking domination by seizing world control.

Sadly, he’s also an idealist who hopes to do noble things with his acquired power.

Tonqua’s an engineer… great with explosives & handy with bazookas, knives, & tools.

As a Sergeant in this angry army… He’s trying to break through the protective bubble.

Into his radio he yells, “Keep land mines inert… We don’t know who turned them off… We DO know we don’t want them turned back on! Use the beta wave frequencies.

By our readings, this invisible barrier’s atomic structure contains no known atoms! What’s more weird… scientifically, this transparent wall… doesn’t exist!

It must be those damn angels… I say we must fight fire with fire…

Ask General Kluurnggen to ask our angels for a solution. I’ve tried everything.”

Euurruuuaa… Euurruuaa… Euurruuuaa… Euurruuaa… Euurruuuaa… Euurruuaa…

Her subordinate angels ushered Her in with praises and greetings…

General Kluurnggen gracefully pointed to a grand mahogany chair and said,

“Welcome, my Holiness Euruua… Please sit & relax… Let me offer You wine & food.”

“You asked me here for a reason… Tell me... Why did you ask me here?”

“We need You to help us get through the invisible barrier their angels erected.”

“Ahhh… You need… You need… Keep it up… Those needs of yours will make you dead.

But… as to how to get your way through… On the one hand, there is NO way…”

The General directed, “But… on the other hand?”

“On the other hand, if we change the chessboard, we may yet win the game.

Speak to this Mee Kah-El leader--Set up a meeting between me & Satan.

When he opens the bubble to come talk with me… we’ll have our chance.”

The way… of the wind… is it blows… where it goes…

How high… is the sky? Why don’t more wonder why?

How do we know when… We’re in Heaven?

Angel Gabriel flashed a Heavenly zoom meeting where all could be as if face to face.

Good evening… Your Holiness Mee Kah-El… I wish to extend…”

“Careful Mee Kah-El,” whispered Angel Gabriel, “He uses words to trick…”

“I am NOT a Holiness… I am a young man who God trusts to convey His words…

God is Holy… these Angels are Holy… I am NOT holy.”

“Nice measured punch to the gut, Sir,” muttered General Ezra… under his breath.

General Kluurnggen regrouped & attacked again,

“Good evening Anointed Army Leader Mee Kah-El. We formally request a meeting… Between two great Angels… Euruua and Satan… on neutral ground…

Perhaps their Divine energies can save us all.”

“Angel Gabriel, mute and blur the screen. OK. Men, what do you think?”

Angel Michael said, “Satan, don’t go, it's a trap. They’re drawing you away as a trick.”

Angel Rafael said, “I agree. There’s nothing to trust here.

Who is this Angel Euruua? I didn’t know about any female angels.”

Mee Kah-El laughs. All turn towards him as he says to Satan,

“When Rafael asked about Euruua… you turned a deeper shade of purple… Why?”

Satan’s eyes glow red--He retracts them… They glow again… He retracts again.

He uncharacteristically reminds, “I’ve sworn to God to protect the anointed… ”

Satan struggles & finally blinks himself back to “normal”... He soberly says,

“Mee Kah-El, I serve you as God’s anointed. Let me speak with her. Yes I know her. I’ll explain later. It’s better I find out now what role she’s playing. She’s as powerful as I.”

The way… of the wind… is it blows… where it goes…

How high… is the sky? Why don’t more wonder why?

How do we know when… We’re in Heaven?

© 8/26 Dr. Clifford Waldman